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Pedant?
One whose desires lead them in such a direction might well misconstrue
my rampant ramblings for some manner of pedagogy

They would be lead astray.
Left in the room, aforementioned and elsewhere, forever.

And to my potential followers I now speak:
Do not be dismayed at this. Do not lose heart.
Do not allow your true desires to be squelched by something so vestigial and inconsequential in this day and age as 'survival instinct'
Self-destruction is the only true path.

Unmake yourself to remake yourself.
End yourself to begin anew.
Surrender to find the few scraps of truth remaining
floating in the aether


So drink up.

Obviously the forum will be deleted, however the conspiracy goes far beyond that...

Time of beach landing: 2009-10-15.16:37:01
Time of forum deletion: 2006-03-05.09:00:00Z

Because the ISLAND is in the English Channel near Guernsey...

The forum will be deleted 3 years, 7 months, 10 days, 7 hours, 37 minutes, 1 second before landing on the beach.

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371 [2007] 371


371 is the year that Baekje forces stormed the Goguryeo capital in P'yongyang.
371 is the year that Lucifer of Cagliari died.
371 is the sum of the cubes of its own digits, i.e. an Armstrong number.
371 is the sum of three consecutive prime numbers.
371 is the sum of seven consecutive prime numbers.
371 is the sum of the primes from its least to its greatest prime factor.

But perhpas the most disturbing of all.......

371 is the number of calories in BRICK CHEESE according to http://www.skepticfiles.org/md001/calories.htm
371 is the number of miligrams of calcium in a typical GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH according to http://www.4girls.gov/parents/bonehealth.htm
371 is the issue number of the Natural Health Newsletter which contains a recipee including 2 CUPS DRY-CURD COTTAGE CHEESE AND 2 TABLESPOONS OF GRATED PARMESAN CHEESE

I feel, no, I fear, that 371 will play some horrible role in Metastasis 3.


I am sure the conspiracy goes far deeper and cheesier than this, however I have become too disturbed by it to continue my investigation.

Sounds cheesy to me. :P

(Although, technically, I don't hear anything; I read. So, it can't really sound cheesy to me. It's just a manner of speech. Maybe I should consider inventing a new phrase, like "SIGCHEESE", à la "SIGKILL"?)

Somehow I think that Googling the number "371" then sifting through the responses for ones that seem relevant to Minerva: Metastasis 3 doesn't exactly count. Sorry.

Research will continue for my concrete evidence of the conspiracy.